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Cheesecake is Holy

Cheesecake is the holy spirit of all foods; not just of desserts, of ALL foods. There is no other dessert or food in general that compares to the holiness that cheesecake is composed of. It is just composed of indisputable greatness.

It is mesmerizing that a food made up of some of the most basic and plain ingredients known to man are capable of creating such a godly food with various unique components. For example, what other dessert can be successfully paired with caramel, strawberries, or blueberries. It is so versatile and has yet to receive the abundance of attention it deserves.

Cheesecake’s filling is comprised of the perfect balance of tang and sweetness, along with a unique texture. As if cheesecake was not good enough already, it is also almost entirely composed of that godly, rich filling that leaves it’s consumers wanting more. One can never get enough of what cheesecake has to offer.

Without cheesecake existing, there would be no The Cheesecake Factory, which is one of the most popular food franchises in the entire country. The popular rapper, Drake, has also addressed The Cheesecake Factory in his popular song “Childs Play,” and even featured the restaurant in his music video for the song. This is probably the most recognition cheesecake as a whole has received, yet it is still deserving of so much more.

If cheesecake was not godly and all deserving, it would not have been given this worthy acknowledgement. The Cheesecake Factory built the basis of their success entirely on their cheesecake recipe, and if they did not have various cheesecakes on their menu they would not have reached the prestigious level they are at today. Basically, cheesecake itself is to blame for the mass success of The Cheesecake Factory.

Cheesecake is also the perfect snack or dessert for any occasion. No one will ever question why cheesecake is present at an event. If anything, it brings people together and fosters a more welcoming environment. Cheesecake can even be sliced into bites for convenience, further proving its versatility.

Lastly, the entire New York City economy is dependent on cheesecake. Nothing beats a classic slice of New York cheesecake, so it is safe to say that the largest city in the United States would definitely be wounded without this holy creation.

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